Posted on 03.17.08 by David @ 10:22 pm
Gymkata
Dir. Robert Clouse (USA, 1985)
Rating: 3 out of 4 Stars (good)
Capsule Review by: David Austin
Gymkata holds a place of honor among silly American martial arts films of the 1980s as perhaps the most utterly ridiculous, both in concept and execution. By comparison, American Ninja is practically neo-realism. Some brilliant fellow had the clever idea of putting Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Thomas and his sorry mullet in a movie but, thankfully, instead of the obvious inspirational gymnastics story, decided to go with a bloody martial arts tournament film. Of course, for that MGM (surprisingly, not Golan and Globus) needed Robert Clouse (Enter the Dragon) to direct. Even by 1985, Clouse was still the go-to guy for American martial arts films, despite his having no knowledge about martial arts or skill in the filming thereof.
The genius lies in the attempt to turn this hoary plot into appropriate vehicle for Thomas. Instead of a standard tournament set-up, Gymkata invents an entire country and its national sport - a sort of lethal obstacle course, which contestants run while being hounded by homicidal horseman. If Thomas wins, the US will get some pointless advantage in the Cold War. To add a personal angle to the patriotic, his father mysteriously disappeared on the course recently. In reality, the Cold War foofaraw is just an excuse for featuring the types of gymnastics equipment Thomas needs to show off his stuff – including pommel horses strangely placed in the middle of a cannibal village, parallel bar laundry rods, and ropes-climbing courses.
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Posted on 12.19.07 by David @ 3:15 pm
Antlers
Dir. André-Line Beauparlant (Canada, 2006)
Rating: 2 out of 4 Stars (average)
Capsule Review by: David Austin
Filmed in and around the logging town of Montcerf in Quebec (confession, I have family in the Canadian logging industry, though BC not Quebec), Antlers is an intermittently fascinating documentary about local hunters in the French-Canadian backwoods. Some of these men (and they are all men) hunt for food, but most hunt only for sport - to collect the titular antlers. They range from jolly Beau-Blanc and his wall of deer heads, to young punks like the garrulous BlaBla, who collects guns and gets off on killing raccoons, to wiry old Frerot, who blandly expresses a disinterest in alcohol that is contradicted by his actions and the words of his compatriots. In fact, we frequently see hunters drinking, not only while stalking their prey, but while driving to and from the woods – clearly it is integral to the sport.
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Posted on 10.11.07 by David @ 1:05 pm
28 Weeks Later
Dir. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (UK 2007)
Rating: 2 out of 4 stars (average)
Capsule Review by: David Austin
With a slightly smaller budget, this lazy sequel probably would have gone direct to video. Very little thought has been put into taking the series in a new direction, as exhibited by the plot. After those infected with the rage virus in the previous film (i.e. most of Britain) have died off, the few survivors come out from under the rocks and the refugee camps and begin to build a new enclave in the center of London with the “help” of the US military. I say “help,” because they act with all the forethought and intelligence of five-year-olds in a special class. Actually, I take that back, the military here has forethought but only of the sinister, plot-required kind. Throughout the first half of the film, there are references to a potential “Code Red” situation – obviously a plan for an outbreak. When the inevitable outbreak occurs (via a ridiculously contrived chain of events), it turns out the US Army had the foresight to create a command bunker and set aside special weapons for a zero-tolerance containment attack (a logical but less efficient take on the great ending of Return of the Living Dead), but their entire plan for the civilian population consists of barricading them in a room with a locked door that a man with no tools can break into. Furthermore, they leave the one person who can reinfect the population in an unguarded room with no attendants that the janitor can access. In fact, the one lesson learned from this film is that the US military isn’t capable of guarding a trashcan from a raccoon in broad daylight. The Iraq inference is there to be drawn, but I am loath to give the filmmakers too much credit – no Romeros they.
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Filed under: General and Movie Reviews and Movie Reviews: UK and Rating: Average ★★ and Movie Reviews: Capsule Reviews and People: Shohei Imamura Comments: None
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Posted on 08.29.07 by David @ 11:13 am
Today Cinema Strikes Back is introducing a new feature. Between us, we watch a lot of movies - a lot more than we have time to review in full. So from now on, in addition to our usual full-length reviews, we will be running a regular weekly column of capsule reviews. Expect everything from the latest DVD releases, to older films that may have caught our fancy, to the latest festival toppers.
Human Nature
Dir. Michel Gondry (France/USA 2001)
Rating: 1 1/2 out of 4 stars (below average)
Capsule Review by: David Austin
After last year’s release of Michel Gondry’s The Science of Sleep, I decided to go back and finally watch his debut feature film, Human Nature - something I had been avoiding for years. As a fan of Gondry’s wonderfully inventive music videos, I was excited when I learned that Gondry was finally coming to the big screen, with a film produced by Spike Jonze and scripted by Charlie Kaufman no less. However, after the critical and commercial drubbing the film took, I was not in such a hurry. Now, having seen it for myself, I can finally say – conventional wisdom was right.
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Posted on 06.13.05 by Pete @ 10:42 am
Rating 3 out of 4 stars (good)
by Peter C. Bowen
Runtime 180 minutes
Directed by: Ken Annakin, Andrew Marten, Bernhard Wicki, Darryl Zanuck (uncredited)
Starring: Everybody

In honor of the anniversary of D-Day we watched The Longest Day, which was an enormous international production depicting the events of D-Day from the British, American, and German perspectives. Everybody who was anybody appeared in this comprehensive account of the fateful day of June 6, 1944. John Wayne, Henry Fonda, Robert Mitchum, Eddie Albert, Paul Anka (this guy’s an actor?), Robert Ryan and Rod Steiger all have parts and that’s just some of the Americans. The Brits contribute heavyweights like Richard Burton, Sean Connery and Peter Lawford along with way too many others to mention. I won’t even begin to try and remember all the Germans here.
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Posted on 06.12.05 by Pete @ 10:40 am
Rating 3 out of 4 stars (good)
By: Peter C. Bowen
Runtime: 105 minutes
Director: Matthew Vaughn
Opening May 13 in NYC and LA, other cities to follow
DVD available in UK
Official Web Site: www.sonyclassics.com/layercake/
Trailer: www.apple.com/trailers/sony/layer_cake.html
Notes and Trivia for L4YER CAKE: www.badassmovienews.com/?p=4
If you live in New York you have probably seen posters all over the place for L4YER CAKE, the new film by Matthew Vaughn. Who is Matthew Vaughn? He is the producer of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Not impressed right? Normally when a movie is promoting itself using producer credits it is a bad sign. Fortunately in this case the movie is every bit as good as they want you to believe.
Our star, XXXX, has a basic set of rules to keep him from becoming too thoroughly entrenched in the gangster life. Of course making a living as a drug dealer might seem antithetical to these rules. However XXXX is on to something because he has been very successful and has earned respect, and a tidy sum of money, amongst the organized criminals of London. Our man plans to do one last big drug deal then make a clean getaway into retirement. Unfortunately big boss Jimmy Price has other plans. (Click Here To Read More…)
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